SCOTLAND - "First step" now on the cards to UK BAN
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:29 pm
Ignoring the evidence;
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-20593739
The Scottish Government are licensing airguns;
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-s ... s-20720203
Will it make a difference?
YES
The Firearms Dept will take LONGER to do paperwork (possibly, though not sure how 9 months & counting for a one-for-one variation van be topped)
There will be a nice revenue stream from all the paperwork/forms, etc. that will be part of the costly process
The politicos will be able to smugly report that all is well in Narnia, while singing the company song (though "Flower of Scotland" may be replaced by "Red Flag" or whatever DerFuhrerEck dictates goes best with his expenses fueled binging) & passing paperwork around like chimps at a tea party; nevermind the economic mess that Scotland is in...
There'll be a nice excuse to start building a few border control points: portly, kilted security guards (all on the cheap, bussed in from Estonia on below minimum wage "work experience scheme" contracts) with highly trained sniffer dogs - Scottie/Westie, one, for the use of - able to detect Hoppes#9 from 3 EC approved metres away...then it'll be a 2 week stay at the SalmondStag for regular cold showers, re-education, a forced diet of salted porridge, mutton pies & self-loathing & worse of all - wall to wall Andy Stewart Hogmany tunes 24 hours a day.
Escape Committee, anyone?
Meet in Hut 3 after lights out...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-20593739
The Scottish Government are licensing airguns;
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-s ... s-20720203
Will it make a difference?
YES
The Firearms Dept will take LONGER to do paperwork (possibly, though not sure how 9 months & counting for a one-for-one variation van be topped)
There will be a nice revenue stream from all the paperwork/forms, etc. that will be part of the costly process
The politicos will be able to smugly report that all is well in Narnia, while singing the company song (though "Flower of Scotland" may be replaced by "Red Flag" or whatever DerFuhrerEck dictates goes best with his expenses fueled binging) & passing paperwork around like chimps at a tea party; nevermind the economic mess that Scotland is in...
There'll be a nice excuse to start building a few border control points: portly, kilted security guards (all on the cheap, bussed in from Estonia on below minimum wage "work experience scheme" contracts) with highly trained sniffer dogs - Scottie/Westie, one, for the use of - able to detect Hoppes#9 from 3 EC approved metres away...then it'll be a 2 week stay at the SalmondStag for regular cold showers, re-education, a forced diet of salted porridge, mutton pies & self-loathing & worse of all - wall to wall Andy Stewart Hogmany tunes 24 hours a day.
Escape Committee, anyone?
Meet in Hut 3 after lights out...