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Re: Mike Yardley, ememy within???

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 9:08 pm
by gungho
Sorry ;)

Re: Mike Yardley, ememy within???

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 6:29 am
by RDC
Sixshot6 wrote:
RDC wrote:
Sixshot6 wrote:How about the slogan Take a hike Mike? Will that send the message?
No. He couldn't care less about you, or any of us.
I bet he cares about the lost revenue though? His wallet seems to be his weak spot from his rants, still salty from his lost gigs. It's his own fault, never bite the hand that feeds.
I beg to differ. He seems to get by on reputation with the wider public media. We might think he is a misguided fool, but we are an incredibly small minority in terms of the UK population. He is still wheeled out for a lot of the mainstream media as an SME.

Re: Mike Yardley, ememy within???

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 2:49 pm
by Fedaykin
I think I might start a "Mike's loopy theories thread", here is another gem from his facebook channel:
DOES EVIL EXIST? I believe it does. Sometimes you will meet someone with a white 'aura' of goodness (one can almost sense the light around them), on a few occasions I have met people - and they were not necessarily being unpleasant - who crackled with something you just wanted to get away from as quickly as possible. Hard to describe but it was something that one noted at an animal level. I have also noted that bad people are not still, they are often in constant movement, but this seems a different - though perhaps related - phenomenon to the first described. Meantime, learning to appreciate stillness would do most of us good. Good for soul, spirit, even sport.

Mike "The hat" Yardley

Re: Mike Yardley, ememy within???

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 3:31 pm
by Christel
Ahh...I get it now, he is a yoghurt knitter 8-)

Re: Mike Yardley, ememy within???

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 7:05 pm
by Gazoo
Fedaykin wrote:I think I might start a "Mike's loopy theories thread", here is another gem from his facebook channel:
DOES EVIL EXIST? I believe it does. Sometimes you will meet someone with a white 'aura' of goodness (one can almost sense the light around them), on a few occasions I have met people - and they were not necessarily being unpleasant - who crackled with something you just wanted to get away from as quickly as possible. Hard to describe but it was something that one noted at an animal level. I have also noted that bad people are not still, they are often in constant movement, but this seems a different - though perhaps related - phenomenon to the first described. Meantime, learning to appreciate stillness would do most of us good. Good for soul, spirit, even sport.

Mike "The hat" Yardley
WOW WHAT A GUY
I must be one of the good guys too as I have been known to be (relatively) still for long periods of time contemplating kama, the universe, the meaning of life and oneness and sometimes the harrods lingerie catalogue.
my colleages too have remarked on my uncanny lack of movement, nice that people notice. Well, forgive me but page 39 beckons :p

Re: Mike Yardley, ememy within???

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 7:41 pm
by Sixshot6
Gazoo wrote:
Fedaykin wrote:I think I might start a "Mike's loopy theories thread", here is another gem from his facebook channel:
DOES EVIL EXIST? I believe it does. Sometimes you will meet someone with a white 'aura' of goodness (one can almost sense the light around them), on a few occasions I have met people - and they were not necessarily being unpleasant - who crackled with something you just wanted to get away from as quickly as possible. Hard to describe but it was something that one noted at an animal level. I have also noted that bad people are not still, they are often in constant movement, but this seems a different - though perhaps related - phenomenon to the first described. Meantime, learning to appreciate stillness would do most of us good. Good for soul, spirit, even sport.

Mike "The hat" Yardley
WOW WHAT A GUY
I must be one of the good guys too as I have been known to be (relatively) still for long periods of time contemplating kama, the universe, the meaning of life and oneness and sometimes the harrods lingerie catalogue.
my colleages too have remarked on my uncanny lack of movement, nice that people notice. Well, forgive me but page 39 beckons :p
Is there something in the water where he lives? Also I contemplate many things, some a bit more than the harrods lingerie catalog lol . There is more to life than guns I'll admit, food, good company and other things I'll not elaborate on.

Re: Mike Yardley, ememy within???

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 7:46 pm
by meles meles
We passed that water as fit for ooman consumption !

*looks indignant*

Re: Mike Yardley, ememy within???

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 7:48 pm
by Sixshot6
meles meles wrote:We passed that water as fit for ooman consumption !

*looks indignant*
Have you put Mike something interesting in his water then?

Re: Mike Yardley, ememy within???

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 7:51 pm
by meles meles
Well, he spouts crap...

Re: Mike Yardley, ememy within???

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:48 am
by legs748
daman wrote:. At that point one of his supporters jumped in asking how could I justify a H&K MP5 for sporting use (wtf?).
I had a whale of a time blowing 150 rounds of 9mm through an MP5 on full auto, but the hatstand (aren't they lovely though?) would not consider it sport because nothing died.

Sport no. Fantastic madcap laughter inducing fun? Certainly.