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Ovenpaa - I thought that you were busy at work?

I think I would wait for the goat to come and see me, Goats are herd animals and if there was only one it would feel compelled to come down and say hello.

My only fear is that I would end up lower down the pecking order in this new 2 party heard, so best keep the rifle and one round for when I need to topple the leader and take control..

DM

Take the shot the best you can.

If you hit it,make a goat curry.

If you miss,hope Ray Mears finds you because he's you're only chance of survival. :lol:

Ovenpaa - did you just come up with this, or is there an actual answer.... :?:

I'm hoping so, as it's 'doing my head in' :?

So much so that, thinking it might be a 'known problem' - decided to cheat, and look it up on Google....I was writing in 'goat on a plateau'...got as far as 'goat on a', and 'goat on a cliff' came up as the top search....Oh dear.. :shock: :lol:

Ok, you catch and train an eagle (this may take some patience)...then send the eagle up for the goat - http://www.Break.com/index/eagle-drags- ... cliff.html - then use the rifle (and one shot) to dispatch the goat when it lands...and finally use the scope to start a fire to cook it on

Dougan wrote:Ovenpaa - did you just come up with this, or is there an actual answer.... :?:

I'm hoping so, as it's 'doing my head in' :?

So much so that, thinking it might be a 'known problem' - decided to cheat, and look it up on Google....I was writing in 'goat on a plateau'...got as far as 'goat on a', and 'goat on a cliff' came up as the top search....Oh dear.. :shock: :lol:

Was your shock same as mine when I looked it up?

Urban Dictionary: goat on the cliff
A sexual position meaning to take a girl from behind on the edge of the bed. Either Anal or Vaginal. Benificial because the goat will always be pus...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... +the+cliff

Didn't click on it but am wondering what word pus..... is?

Heather

Was your shock same as mine when I looked it up?[/quote]

Yup :!: ...good old Google :roll: :lol:

Well! I'm shocked!

:shock:

See, that's where we differ Rob, I'm off to find some female to try it out with :lol: :lol: :lol:

You never tried that...?????

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Darwin says there cannot only be one goat, unless it is the last one of a dying species (actually, dead species; if it is the last one, procreation is over; we are not just talking no baby goats, we are talking no sex for the goat at all).

Personally, I'd just wait. I bet it will jump to it's death in frustration. I mean, it can't even wonk, on account of hoofs and no opposable thumb.