Firearms or weapons.

[Les]

I couldn't give a continental what the FEO calls them, just as long as he/she approves my variation requests.

[Gazoo]

Sounds like his name was Derek. His wife has stopped his conjugal stuff. He has been passed over for any promotion. He has no personality. He has a small c*ck. He drives a Rover 25. He loves his Mum. He was bullied at school. He is bullied in the Police station by younger, prettier, handsomer people. He wanted to be a train driver when he was a boy, but his Dad wanted him to be an Accountant. He liked the idea of being an Accountant or perhaps an Estate Agent. He thinks that he is the most important/powerful person as he enters your door and has power over life and death. And more importantly - he is a knob!

Ahh! except for the name, you just described me, ahhh

[Chapuis]

:What did you say his job title was -WEO or FEO?

[Blackstuff]

Sounds like his name was Derek. His wife has stopped his conjugal stuff. He has been passed over for any promotion. He has no personality. He has a small c*ck. He drives a Rover 25. He loves his Mum. He was bullied at school. He is bullied in the Police station by younger, prettier, handsomer people. He wanted to be a train driver when he was a boy, but his Dad wanted him to be an Accountant. He liked the idea of being an Accountant or perhaps an Estate Agent. He thinks that he is the most important/powerful person as he enters your door and has power over life and death. And more importantly - he is a knob!

Ahh! except for the name, you just described me, ahhh

Has someone else got access to your computer or is this a cry for help?!

[Gazoo]

Unfortunately we do have a rover 25 !

[Gaz]

I think we should only ever call them firearms. Calling them weapons implies we're all stockpiling items with which to kill each other, in my humble view.

[Blackstuff]

Unfortunately we do have a rover 25 !

Ever driven it more than 40mph on a 60mph road, or less than 40mph on a 30mph road?

[Gazoo]

Unfortunately we do have a rover 25 !

Ever driven it more than 40mph on a 60mph road, or less than 40mph on a 30mph road?

It's actually not too bad, my wife bought it last year for 300 quid off a friend and it is really good on fuel but the power steering has just gone again so it is not getting any more of Gazoo's money thrown at it. Strangely, I end up driving that when my missus is pottering around in our Toyota 4x4
And FYI I am an excellent and courteous driver so

[Mattnall]

I see you have now updated your location.

Cambs will have a shock coming (if it hasn't already). Their interpretation of all things shooting seems to be a bit difference to the rest of the tri-force team. Herts/Beds/Cambs will all have to sing from the same hymn sheet and will have a centralised main office, so you might end up with the same manager clapclap
I think it is called "Project Athena" or something like that.

I haven't spoken to them since Christmas so it might all be one team already.

[Chuck]

Gazoo:

Sounds like his name was Derek. His wife has stopped his conjugal stuff. He has been passed over for any promotion. He has no personality. He has a small c*ck. He drives a Rover 25. He loves his Mum. He was bullied at school. He is bullied in the Police station by younger, prettier, handsomer people. He wanted to be a train driver when he was a boy, but his Dad wanted him to be an Accountant. He liked the idea of being an Accountant or perhaps an Estate Agent. He thinks that he is the most important/powerful person as he enters your door and has power over life and death. And more importantly - he is a knob!

How long were you in the Diplomatic Service then