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New firearm lubricant
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:58 pm
by pe4king
:G Recieved an email from AR15.com well it made me chuckle probably as I have a mind like a sewer sign01
http://click.icptrack.com/icp/relay.php ... -lubricant
Re: New firearm lubricant
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:41 pm
by Sandgroper
http://beaverlube.com/
SUPERIOR FILM STRENGTH AND ADVANCED SURFACE TENSION PREVENTS LUBE FROM MIGRATION INTO UNWANTED AREA
YOUR SATISFACTION IS 100% GUARANTEED AND IF YOU ARE UNHAPPY AT ALL, YOU CAN CONTACT US AND WE'LL MAKE IT RIGHT
I wonder if they have a disclaimer in the bottle -
Warning the name of this product could lead to confusion and irritation if used inappropriately - FOR USE ON FIREARMS ONLY!
and
BEAVERLUBE™ IS CURRENTLY AVAILABLE IN SEVERAL DIFFERENT SIZES RANGING FROM 1OZ UP TO 16OZ. WE ALSO OFFER IT IN A 30CC SYRINGE, A 1/2OZ NEEDLE OILER, AND OUR SUPER-POPULAR 3CC G-SPOT WHICH CAN FIT ONBOARD YOUR AR15 RIFLE IN A BATTERY SLOT FOR EMERGENCY LUBE NEEDS. CURRENT RETAIL PRICELISTS FOR 2012 ARE BEING WRITEN AND WILL BE AVAILABLE VERY SHORTLY!
Re: New firearm lubricant
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:53 am
by TattooedGun
They obviously know exactly what theyre doing... and its working because we're promoting it right now, and guaranteed it'll stick in your head!!
Re: New firearm lubricant
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:33 am
by pe4king
Exactly the same as the gripfill alternative "sticks like sh#t"
Still funny though
Re: New firearm lubricant
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:50 pm
by Sandgroper
TattooedGun wrote:They obviously know exactly what theyre doing... and its working because we're promoting it right now, and guaranteed it'll stick in your head!!
True, too true. Could cause some awkwardness when you're other half finds it for the first time!
BTW they do have a disclaimer -
DO NOT USE ON ACTUAL BEAVERS :lol:
Also, should we be concerned that, so far. only
Zombie Aware members have commented? :shakeshout:
Re: New firearm lubricant
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 4:32 pm
by TattooedGun
Lol, thats quite the coincidence!!
Re: New firearm lubricant
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 4:52 pm
by johngarnett
I know, hardly lube, but thinking outside the 'box' - (pun intended) ........
I remember an advert in the US mag Guns and Ammo that was for 'Aft Ache' and 'Jock Itch' remedies :shock:
I think it related to males wearing tight, non breathable clothes all day shooting and perhaps being a little 'unsavoury' !
I never did discover the medical condition it related to!
JohnG :cornwall: