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Re: Badger solves the flooding problem
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:52 am
by Scotsgun
meles meles wrote:*picks up telephone*
"Hello? ACME MIne Company ? It is ? Good. Badger here. We need 20,000 of your finest mines and 5,000 torpedoes..."
Badger,
They'll never deliver. I however have just hitched my duck boat up to the blood wagon. I predict striped hats becoming popular ..... Maybe I could stop of at Newcastle and sell the pelts as a job-lot?
Re: Badger solves the flooding problem
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 3:20 pm
by Jackmanuk
surely if everyone in somerset flushed the toilet at the same time it would solve the flooding
Re: Badger solves the flooding problem
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 4:33 pm
by Dougan
Scotsgun wrote:Maybe I could stop of at Newcastle and sell the pelts as a job-lot?
I could suggest an alternative use for the pelts...
Re: Badger solves the flooding problem
Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 1:56 am
by Blu
Dougan wrote:Scotsgun wrote:Maybe I could stop of at Newcastle and sell the pelts as a job-lot?
I could suggest an alternative use for the pelts...
Sporrans or matching mittens for the hats perhaps?
Blu
Re: Badger solves the flooding problem
Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 2:27 pm
by Andy632
meles meles wrote:The Somersett had to copy bald monkeys and learn how to climb trees...
Aah a variation on the 'old management tree' then??
Big Fat-Cat badger at top of tree looks down and sees lots of lower manager badgers looking up & smiling!
Lower branch manager Badgers look up and see the ones above them, but all they see are A***holes!
Re: Badger solves the flooding problem
Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 2:31 pm
by dromia
Re: Badger solves the flooding problem
Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 2:36 pm
by Stuck
That is disturbing...
Re: Badger solves the flooding problem
Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 2:39 pm
by dromia
Especially if you are a badger.
Re: Badger solves the flooding problem
Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 5:20 pm
by Dougan
Blu wrote:Dougan wrote:Scotsgun wrote:Maybe I could stop of at Newcastle and sell the pelts as a job-lot?
I could suggest an alternative use for the pelts...
Sporrans or matching mittens for the hats perhaps?
Blu
No, it was a very 'alternate' use entirely...one that I suggested last time scotsgun brought up the subject of what to do with badger pelts...
...but one I can't repeat without getting in trouble with the Admin
Re: Badger solves the flooding problem
Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 10:27 pm
by Blu
No, it was a very 'alternate' use entirely...one that I suggested last time scotsgun brought up the subject of what to do with badger pelts...
...but one I can't repeat without getting in trouble with the Admin
If one has the pelts then sporrans or matching mittens for the hats sounds like a good idea.
Blu
