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You're all just jealous!

....nope, just lucky/grateful

B@st@rds the lot of you!, move to Durham and suffer like the rest of us!

Or move to Essex and have 9+ month waits for renewals/grants!

Ive been suffering in Durham since 1979 I will have you know, I did a couple of years suffering in Northumbria but the majority of my suffering has been in Durham. Not all my suffering is shooting related of course as I am married (for the moment) and that is a big contribitor.
In fact I have done so much suffering they might cannonise me when I am dead, I have always wanted a cannon....cannon.

There was this woman walking down the road when she came across another woman sitting on the verge writhing in agony. The first woman said what is the matter to which the second woman replied that she had sat down for a rest and a rusty six inch nail had gone right up her @rse.

The first woman was duly shocked and concerned and said do you want me to help you up and remove it? To which the second woman said through pain clenched teeth "Oh no I'll get used to it!"

Mine arrived this morning, dated to run from the day after my current ones expire in about 2 weeks time. So just short of 3 months since sending the renewal in.

I've double checked them , all the serial numbers are correct (for a change) and nothing is missing :)

3 months and waiting - apparently the background checks are done and it's with an assessor! WTF!

dodgyrog wrote:3 months and waiting - apparently the background checks are done and it's with an assessor! WTF!

As long as he/she keeps his/her fat thumb covering your passport photo you should be ok

Thanks for that - you have to use a picture of a hamster on yours!

Got it back today! Only 3 months.
The up side was I collected it from the most gorgeous looking young lady.