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Re: Firearms or weapons.
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 9:29 am
by Les
I couldn't give a continental
what the FEO calls them, just as long as he/she approves my variation requests.
Re: Firearms or weapons.
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 9:32 am
by Gazoo
Geordie bloke wrote:Sounds like his name was Derek. His wife has stopped his conjugal stuff. He has been passed over for any promotion. He has no personality. He has a small c*ck. He drives a Rover 25. He loves his Mum. He was bullied at school. He is bullied in the Police station by younger, prettier, handsomer people. He wanted to be a train driver when he was a boy, but his Dad wanted him to be an Accountant. He liked the idea of being an Accountant or perhaps an Estate Agent. He thinks that he is the most important/powerful person as he enters your door and has power over life and death. And more importantly - he is a knob!
Ahh! except for the name, you just described me, ahhh
Re: Firearms or weapons.
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 9:38 am
by Chapuis
:What did you say his job title was -WEO or FEO?
Re: Firearms or weapons.
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 9:39 am
by Blackstuff
Gazoo wrote:Geordie bloke wrote:Sounds like his name was Derek. His wife has stopped his conjugal stuff. He has been passed over for any promotion. He has no personality. He has a small c*ck. He drives a Rover 25. He loves his Mum. He was bullied at school. He is bullied in the Police station by younger, prettier, handsomer people. He wanted to be a train driver when he was a boy, but his Dad wanted him to be an Accountant. He liked the idea of being an Accountant or perhaps an Estate Agent. He thinks that he is the most important/powerful person as he enters your door and has power over life and death. And more importantly - he is a knob!
Ahh! except for the name, you just described me, ahhh
Has someone else got access to your computer or is this a cry for help?!
Re: Firearms or weapons.
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 10:01 am
by Gazoo
Unfortunately we do have a rover 25 !
Re: Firearms or weapons.
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 10:03 am
by Gaz
I think we should only ever call them firearms. Calling them weapons implies we're all stockpiling items with which to kill each other, in my humble view.
Re: Firearms or weapons.
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 11:10 am
by Blackstuff
Gazoo wrote:Unfortunately we do have a rover 25 !
Ever driven it more than 40mph on a 60mph road, or less than 40mph on a 30mph road?
Re: Firearms or weapons.
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 12:25 pm
by Gazoo
Re: Firearms or weapons.
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 12:35 pm
by Mattnall
I see you have now updated your location.
Cambs will have a shock coming (if it hasn't already). Their interpretation of all things shooting seems to be a bit difference to the rest of the tri-force team. Herts/Beds/Cambs will all have to sing from the same hymn sheet and will have a centralised main office, so you might end up with the same manager clapclap
I think it is called "Project Athena" or something like that.
I haven't spoken to them since Christmas so it might all be one team already.
Re: Firearms or weapons.
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 12:47 pm
by Chuck
Gazoo:
Sounds like his name was Derek. His wife has stopped his conjugal stuff. He has been passed over for any promotion. He has no personality. He has a small c*ck. He drives a Rover 25. He loves his Mum. He was bullied at school. He is bullied in the Police station by younger, prettier, handsomer people. He wanted to be a train driver when he was a boy, but his Dad wanted him to be an Accountant. He liked the idea of being an Accountant or perhaps an Estate Agent. He thinks that he is the most important/powerful person as he enters your door and has power over life and death. And more importantly - he is a knob!
How long were you in the Diplomatic Service then
