Badger solves the flooding problem

[meles meles]

It's simple, oomans...

We import gazillions of barrels of oil from hot dry countries.

We need oil, they need water.

Rather than send the tankers back empty, we simply fill them up with water in exchange for the oil.

Problem solved.

[Demonic69]

But why would they want mucky British water when they can buy gallons of the purest Evian with the billions of pounds we send them?

[knewmans]

The only problem might be storage. The levels are already full.
How much would a sett hold?

[Charlotte the flyer]

The levels are already full.

I guess that, using the law of un-intended consequences, they don't have a badger problem any more in that part of Zumerset.

[meles meles]

The Somersett had to copy bald monkeys and learn how to climb trees...

[knewmans]

Ah, little west country koala badgers. Stoned on willow leaves

[meles meles]

*Senses a new propaganda , sorry, marketing slant...*

[Scotsgun]

The Somersett had to copy bald monkeys and learn how to climb trees...

Fantastic, it makes the sneeky buggers easy targets.

Let's get the cull back on......we could even start boat based hunting trips.

[Alpha1]

meles meles wrote:

The Somersett had to copy bald monkeys and learn how to climb trees...

Fantastic, it makes the sneeky buggers easy targets.

Let's get the cull back on......we could even start boat based hunting trips.

I'm up for that.

[meles meles]

*picks up telephone*

"Hello? ACME MIne Company ? It is ? Good. Badger here. We need 20,000 of your finest mines and 5,000 torpedoes..."