Badger solves the flooding problem
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Emergency planning regarding communication, water/food supply, shelter, equipment, transport and of course what guns to have with us!
Emergency planning regarding communication, water/food supply, shelter, equipment, transport and of course what guns to have with us!
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Badger solves the flooding problem
It's simple, oomans...
We import gazillions of barrels of oil from hot dry countries.
We need oil, they need water.
Rather than send the tankers back empty, we simply fill them up with water in exchange for the oil.
Problem solved.
We import gazillions of barrels of oil from hot dry countries.
We need oil, they need water.
Rather than send the tankers back empty, we simply fill them up with water in exchange for the oil.
Problem solved.
Badger
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"Quelle style, so British"
CEO (Chief Excavatin' Officer)
Badger Korporashun
Quidquid latine dictum sit altum viditur.
"Quelle style, so British"
Re: Badger solves the flooding problem
But why would they want mucky British water when they can buy gallons of the purest Evian with the billions of pounds we send them?
Re: Badger solves the flooding problem
The only problem might be storage. The levels are already full.
How much would a sett hold?
How much would a sett hold?
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Re: Badger solves the flooding problem
I guess that, using the law of un-intended consequences, they don't have a badger problem any more in that part of Zumerset.knewmans wrote:The levels are already full.
The above post probably contains sarcasm or some other form of attempted wit, please don't take it to heart.
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Re: Badger solves the flooding problem
The Somersett had to copy bald monkeys and learn how to climb trees...
Badger
CEO (Chief Excavatin' Officer)
Badger Korporashun
Quidquid latine dictum sit altum viditur.
"Quelle style, so British"
CEO (Chief Excavatin' Officer)
Badger Korporashun
Quidquid latine dictum sit altum viditur.
"Quelle style, so British"
Re: Badger solves the flooding problem
Ah, little west country koala badgers. Stoned on willow leaves
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Re: Badger solves the flooding problem
*Senses a new propaganda , sorry, marketing slant...*
Badger
CEO (Chief Excavatin' Officer)
Badger Korporashun
Quidquid latine dictum sit altum viditur.
"Quelle style, so British"
CEO (Chief Excavatin' Officer)
Badger Korporashun
Quidquid latine dictum sit altum viditur.
"Quelle style, so British"
Re: Badger solves the flooding problem
Fantastic, it makes the sneeky buggers easy targets.meles meles wrote:The Somersett had to copy bald monkeys and learn how to climb trees...
Let's get the cull back on......we could even start boat based hunting trips.
Re: Badger solves the flooding problem
I'm up for that.meles meles wrote:
The Somersett had to copy bald monkeys and learn how to climb trees...
Fantastic, it makes the sneeky buggers easy targets.
Let's get the cull back on......we could even start boat based hunting trips.
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Re: Badger solves the flooding problem
*picks up telephone*
"Hello? ACME MIne Company ? It is ? Good. Badger here. We need 20,000 of your finest mines and 5,000 torpedoes..."
"Hello? ACME MIne Company ? It is ? Good. Badger here. We need 20,000 of your finest mines and 5,000 torpedoes..."
Badger
CEO (Chief Excavatin' Officer)
Badger Korporashun
Quidquid latine dictum sit altum viditur.
"Quelle style, so British"
CEO (Chief Excavatin' Officer)
Badger Korporashun
Quidquid latine dictum sit altum viditur.
"Quelle style, so British"
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